Christmas is coming and Sebastian is working as an elf selling mulled wine in a shopping centre. It's not quite what he would like, but when you live between the stress of exams and earning money, you don't have a choice. At the stall in front of him works a very friendly and sassy Mama Claus. When the hot water doesn't work in ladies' dressing room and Mama Claus enters the men's dressing room, where Sebastian is naked, everything points to a torrid little Christmas story unfolding.

E. M. Beijer lives in a dormant mill town and works as a teacher. Beijer writes erotica and romance novels and short stories. In addition to writing, his major interests include interior design and photography.